Step 01
FREE ROAST
Bring the PDF. We bring the recruiter-level side-eye and a scorecard you can actually use.
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No card. No catch.
- A sharp, shareable resume scorecard
- Marketability and HR-risk readout
- Private ATS fixes worth making first
One brutal truth, one clean fix
YOUR RESUME ROAST IS FREE.THE COMEBACK COSTS $4.99.
Start with a funny, honest scorecard. When you're ready to turn the roast into a rewrite, unlock Fix My Resume once—without plans, trials, or corporate fog machines.
The actual glow-up
FIX MY RESUME
Keep the personality. Lose the vague bullets, buried wins, and ATS tripwires. This is the fuller rewrite after the roast lands.
$4.99
One time
- An ATS-ready rewrite of your resume
- Cleaner structure and stronger bullet points
- A practical next-edit roadmap
- One payment. No recurring billing.
Delivered after purchase
A sharper second draft, not a generic template.
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NO TIERS. NO TRIALS. NO NONSENSE.
Free firstSee the scorecard before you spend anything.
$4.99 onceUnlock the rewrite when you want it.
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PRICING FAQ
Do I need to pay before I get roasted?
Nope. Upload your PDF and get the roast, scorecard, and first round of fixes free. The $4.99 unlock is only for the fuller Fix My Resume rewrite.
Is $4.99 a subscription?
No. Fix My Resume is a one-time purchase. There is no monthly plan hiding behind a fake moustache.
What does Fix My Resume unlock?
It turns the diagnosis into a deeper, ATS-focused rewrite with stronger structure, clearer impact, and the next edits to make.